Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Random Things That are Pissing Me Off

I think the title says it all. I haven't written in a while and I'm sorry for that. I'm going to ease back into this with a simple list of things that have just been bugging me lately. Please feel free to add to this in the comments section...

  • My emotions - they're just completely out of line lately and I don't like it. I yearn for the days when I was basically a man and didn't give a flying f--- about anything!!

  • The job market - when did being over-qualified become a bad thing???

  • Wendy Williams on Dancing with the Stars - the fact that I legitimately can't figure out if she's a man or a woman is driving me insane!

  • Snookie making $32K for an appearance at Rutgers - Anyone who has had a conversation with me about the Jersey Shore knows that I am just downright bitter that this is not me because my life would totally make a better reality show

  • Bartenders who don't do buy-backs - that's just un-American!

  • Stupid songs - Why are they always the ones that get stuck in your head?

  • Text messages - This is kind of hypocritical because I text a lot but I am becoming increasingly frustrated with them...sometimes a phone call is necessary!!

  • Creepy, persistent boys/men - How come they just don't seem to ever get the point that you're not interested?!?!

  • Red Bull - I used to be able to drink a few jaeger bombs when I went out but now I just always end up feeling like my heart (which I believed to be non-existent for a very long time) is going to jump right out of my chest

  • Women - Some of them are just straight up annoying! Just sayin...

Ok, I guess I'm done for now. It's kind of nice to vent! Hope you enjoy the rest of your Tuesday!