Here's a list of things that had/have me scratching my head thinking, "Seriously?!"
1. Yankees choke in all 3 games against the Red Sox. Seriously?
2. Baseball players stealing home. Seriously? (very much related to #1 BTW)
3. Rangers and Devils both blow it in the first round of playoffs. Seriously?
4. Britney Spears may be pregnant again. Seriously?
5. Miss California Organization paid for Carrie Prejean's breast implants. Seriously?
6. Octo-Mom: The Musical. Seriously?
7. Swine flu. Seriously?
8. People complain about there not being any pretzels in the office but can't walk their asses across the street to get more. Seriously?
9. My work building may or may not be on fire right now. Seriously?
10. Speaking of work--we actually have to work on Cinco de Mayo. Seriously?
I think I'm done but if you have any to add, please feel free to do so in the comments section.
P.S. The persistent guy from last week's mid-week WTF's did NOT get the hint! Seriously?!!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Mid-Week WTF's
1. Woman on Britain's Got Talent -- WTF! This particular WTF doesn't go out to the woman herself but to the overall reaction that people have had to her singing abilities. "Susan Boyle Shocks World" is one of many news headings I've come across...are you kidding? Someone playing one of Mozart's Symphonies with their toes--now that is shocking! Are people that lame and vein that they believe that only "pretty" people can sing? Have these people ever seen an opera...not like those ladies are cast for their good looks. And by the by, a guy I know that was very involved in theater once told me that "fat chicks can usually sing good." Non-male ass translation: Looks don't have anything to do with talent. Don't believe me? Just look at Paris Hilton.
2. Spencer Pratt wants to be Governor of California -- WTF! Umm seriously?! Just because Schwarzenegger did it, doesn't mean you can Spence! At least Arnold had some good movies and real fame to his name when he ran for office...what do you have? A D-list, fake D-cup wifey who has no brains and no talent (see above for correlation between beauty and talent) and one directing credit to your name (which was said talentless wifey's god-awful music video for an equally bad song). Stick to what you're good at Spence which is, umm, well, I guess nothing!
3. Kim Kardashian "tweets" about her sunburn -- WTF! She wanted to know what she should do about the burn...really? Grow a brain for one! I can't tell if people like this are just trying to get attention or are just genuinely that stupid but, either way, it's annoying. Stop being a dumbass, wear sunscreen, and if you do happen to do something like this again, have the common sense to go into hiding for a few days instead of publicizing your stupidity for everyone to see.
4. Guys thinking girls are "broken" for wanting to be single -- WTF!!!! I recently encountered this guy who was relentlessly trying to touch me and kiss me and get me to agree to go on a date with him. Well, I had no desire to do anything of the sort with him but wanted to be nice about it so I told him that I would rather just be friends and I wasn't really into the whole dating thing right now (which is true in his case). He proceeded with this: "I get it, you're broken. Some guy must have done a real number on you." WHAAAAAAAT! Why is it that when a guy is single it's because he's a big pimp that can't be held down but when a girl is single it's because some dude "broke" her. And why can't guys recognize a brush-off when it's smacking them in the face...I thought the "friends" bit was known all over the world as rejection line numero uno! Well, after all was said and done, I had to go the straight up, "Dude, I don't want to kiss you or go on a date with you...ever!" route (I think he finally got the hint--or maybe not--only time will tell as I will be seeing him this weekend at a party).
The lesson here: Don't try to be nice when rejecting a guy because it might come back to bite you on your "broken" ass.
2. Spencer Pratt wants to be Governor of California -- WTF! Umm seriously?! Just because Schwarzenegger did it, doesn't mean you can Spence! At least Arnold had some good movies and real fame to his name when he ran for office...what do you have? A D-list, fake D-cup wifey who has no brains and no talent (see above for correlation between beauty and talent) and one directing credit to your name (which was said talentless wifey's god-awful music video for an equally bad song). Stick to what you're good at Spence which is, umm, well, I guess nothing!
3. Kim Kardashian "tweets" about her sunburn -- WTF! She wanted to know what she should do about the burn...really? Grow a brain for one! I can't tell if people like this are just trying to get attention or are just genuinely that stupid but, either way, it's annoying. Stop being a dumbass, wear sunscreen, and if you do happen to do something like this again, have the common sense to go into hiding for a few days instead of publicizing your stupidity for everyone to see.
4. Guys thinking girls are "broken" for wanting to be single -- WTF!!!! I recently encountered this guy who was relentlessly trying to touch me and kiss me and get me to agree to go on a date with him. Well, I had no desire to do anything of the sort with him but wanted to be nice about it so I told him that I would rather just be friends and I wasn't really into the whole dating thing right now (which is true in his case). He proceeded with this: "I get it, you're broken. Some guy must have done a real number on you." WHAAAAAAAT! Why is it that when a guy is single it's because he's a big pimp that can't be held down but when a girl is single it's because some dude "broke" her. And why can't guys recognize a brush-off when it's smacking them in the face...I thought the "friends" bit was known all over the world as rejection line numero uno! Well, after all was said and done, I had to go the straight up, "Dude, I don't want to kiss you or go on a date with you...ever!" route (I think he finally got the hint--or maybe not--only time will tell as I will be seeing him this weekend at a party).
The lesson here: Don't try to be nice when rejecting a guy because it might come back to bite you on your "broken" ass.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Mid-Week WTF's
1. Fortune Cookies -- WTF! I know this one was on my list a few weeks ago but they have reached a whole new level of suck. Today's fortune: You are a happy man. WHAAAAT! First I'm a lesbian and now I'm a man?!! This is ludicrous and I'm officially at war with the Chinese! I can tell you this though...if I was a man, I definitely would be happy because I'd be a beer-drinking, sports crazed maniac with a sailor's mouth, pimping myself all over the place...oh wait, that's me now...maybe I am a man!
2. Chris Brown pleads 'not guilty' to assaulting Rihanna -- WTF! Deny, deny, deny. This seems to be an oath that all guys take when they hit puberty because, even when they're caught red handed, they still deny it. I blame Shaggy for this nonsense...we don't believe you when you say, "it wasn't me" so just man up and admit that you're an ass!
3. Ticket prices at the new Yankee and Mets stadiums -- WTF! Maybe I've been sniffing too many Sharpie markers lately but I could have sworn we were in a recession. Yet, ticket prices for our beloved NY baseball teams have sky-rocketed and I, for one, can't afford any seat that's not in the bleacher section (which no longer sells alcohol so that's definitely not an option lol). But, I guess through good economic times and bad, we will stick by our teams. They can take away our jobs and our homes but they cannot take away our freedom...to buy $4 hot dogs and $8 beers!
4. Syracuse Orange -- WTF! I just don't get it...orange what? Orange itself cannot be a mascot because it's a color and colors do not possess any animate qualities. They used to be the Orangemen (and Orangewomen)...why can't they go back to that? At least it made some sense. Or maybe they can be the OrangeS because their mascot looks like an orange and probably is designed to be one anyway. There is a world of possibilities here but my personal vote goes to the Orange-Headed Yogurt Slingers.
5. Working on Good Friday -- WTF! I don't really think this one needs any explanation so I'll just say that it really bites!
I'm going to leave you with my man Gilles' smoldering hot Paso Doble from this week's DWTS:
If my body gets any hotter, someone's going to need to call the NY fire dept. to come put me out. God, he is delicious...this Easter, skip the Peeps and get me one of him please!!!
2. Chris Brown pleads 'not guilty' to assaulting Rihanna -- WTF! Deny, deny, deny. This seems to be an oath that all guys take when they hit puberty because, even when they're caught red handed, they still deny it. I blame Shaggy for this nonsense...we don't believe you when you say, "it wasn't me" so just man up and admit that you're an ass!
3. Ticket prices at the new Yankee and Mets stadiums -- WTF! Maybe I've been sniffing too many Sharpie markers lately but I could have sworn we were in a recession. Yet, ticket prices for our beloved NY baseball teams have sky-rocketed and I, for one, can't afford any seat that's not in the bleacher section (which no longer sells alcohol so that's definitely not an option lol). But, I guess through good economic times and bad, we will stick by our teams. They can take away our jobs and our homes but they cannot take away our freedom...to buy $4 hot dogs and $8 beers!
4. Syracuse Orange -- WTF! I just don't get it...orange what? Orange itself cannot be a mascot because it's a color and colors do not possess any animate qualities. They used to be the Orangemen (and Orangewomen)...why can't they go back to that? At least it made some sense. Or maybe they can be the OrangeS because their mascot looks like an orange and probably is designed to be one anyway. There is a world of possibilities here but my personal vote goes to the Orange-Headed Yogurt Slingers.
5. Working on Good Friday -- WTF! I don't really think this one needs any explanation so I'll just say that it really bites!
I'm going to leave you with my man Gilles' smoldering hot Paso Doble from this week's DWTS:
If my body gets any hotter, someone's going to need to call the NY fire dept. to come put me out. God, he is delicious...this Easter, skip the Peeps and get me one of him please!!!
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