I'm a Creeper...

I am in no way, shape, or form just figuring this out but I am a total creeper! Most recent example of this: I was hawking out two of my colleagues interacting because I swear they're doing the nasty! Seriously, I was watching them with my head perched up like a pigeon looking for any signs of foreplay.

People don't realize but it's hard work being a creep! Just this morning, I saw this kid's status on Facebook about being with the "blue angels" for MDW (Memorial Day Weekend for those who are acronymally challenged) and I actually had to Google "blue angels" to get the full spectrum of what he was doing and where. Now that's commitment!

Facebook has made my life easier, that's for sure! Drive-by's are almost never necessary anymore...though still fun! If I want to "bump" into a particular person, I can just hop on Facebook and find out what they're doing. It's a wonderful thing...

I think deep down there is a little creeper in all of us. I just happen to embrace mine to the max! I'll wear my shades so I can stare at you without you knowing it. I'll pretend to go to the bathroom just to have to walk by you. I'll find a reason to hang around so that I can eavesdrop on your conversation.

Yes, I am a creeper and I am damn proud! Guess that's it...I guess I'll be stalking you...I mean seeing you! :)