I'm a Creeper...

I am in no way, shape, or form just figuring this out but I am a total creeper! Most recent example of this: I was hawking out two of my colleagues interacting because I swear they're doing the nasty! Seriously, I was watching them with my head perched up like a pigeon looking for any signs of foreplay.

People don't realize but it's hard work being a creep! Just this morning, I saw this kid's status on Facebook about being with the "blue angels" for MDW (Memorial Day Weekend for those who are acronymally challenged) and I actually had to Google "blue angels" to get the full spectrum of what he was doing and where. Now that's commitment!

Facebook has made my life easier, that's for sure! Drive-by's are almost never necessary anymore...though still fun! If I want to "bump" into a particular person, I can just hop on Facebook and find out what they're doing. It's a wonderful thing...

I think deep down there is a little creeper in all of us. I just happen to embrace mine to the max! I'll wear my shades so I can stare at you without you knowing it. I'll pretend to go to the bathroom just to have to walk by you. I'll find a reason to hang around so that I can eavesdrop on your conversation.

Yes, I am a creeper and I am damn proud! Guess that's it...I guess I'll be stalking you...I mean seeing you! :)

A Come-Back and a Coming-Out

Hot damn kiddies, it's been too long since you last heard from me! Well, I've heard your cries for the return of the dirty dishin' and I'm hoping that I won't disappoint.

So what brings me out of blogging hibernation? Ricky Martin shakin his bon-bon all the way out of the closet, that's what! Color me shocked..with every color in the rainbow of course!

Maybe I'm crazy but I never bought into the speculation that he was gay. I mean, I guess there were signs--butt pads come to mind--but it still hurts. To quote Joan Cusack in In and Out, "IS EVERBODDYYY GAYYY?!!!!!"

All these years of lies Ricky! Was "Maria" really written about some pool boy named Mario?? And what about "She's All I Ever Had?" Maybe what you really meant to say was "She's the only woman I've ever had."

To say I'm distraught would be an understatement! When he came out (wrong choice of words) with the commercial exclaiming, "Come to my Puerto Rico," I dreamed. Oh how I fantasized about going to his Puerto Rico and livin the vida loca with him while he serenaded me with "She Bangs". I guess I won't be drinking from his cup of life anytime soon.

First Lance Bass...now Ricky! Who's next? Neil Patrick Harris. Oh wait...DOHHHHH!

Ahh well, here's a video from the good ol' days...