Mid-Week WTF's

1. The Jessica Simpson Weight Debate 2009 -- WTF! Remember Jessica's stint with reality tv? Does chickeny-tuna ring a bell? And how can anyone forget her response to Nick Lachey asking if she wanted buffalo wings: "Sorry, I don't eat buffalo." Nobody really cared back then when people were calling her a dumb blonde or an airhead, yet, a few comments about her putting on a few pounds and all hell breaks loose! Now, before I go on, I want to state my opinion that Jessica Simpson is, in no way, shape, or form, fat. But girl needs to stay out of this outfit!

Ain't nothing wrong with having boobs, hips and a booty--just ask any man--but her 'lady curves' are bustin' out all over the place. As the age-old saying goes, 'dress for your body,' and Jessica's body is screaming for a new pair of pants...and to burn that belt!

2. Fortune cookies -- WTF! As an avid Chinese food eater, I have to say that I have become increasingly disappointed with the caliber of fortunes that are being handed out these days. Fortune cookies used to be a fun little perk at the end of a ridiculously fat, sodium, and msg filled meal; now, they're all philosophical and thought provoking. What's up with that? And, to make matters worse, some fortunes are not even gender neutral anymore! I got one a while back that said, "You and your wife will be very happy together." Umm, do these Chinese folk know something I don't because, last I checked, I wasn't gay! Please bring back the feel-good fortunes of old...and for the love of men (that would be my love of men), please stop trying to change people's sexual orientation.

3. Woman goes berserk in airport -- WTF! I think the clip below speaks for itself but in case it doesn't, I have decided to add in my own subtitles at the bottom...



Translation: AHHHH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED MY FLIGHT?! THIS CANNOT BE...I MUST GET HOME SO THAT I MAY SERVICE MY HUSBAND AHHH! IF YOU DO NOT GET ME ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW I WILL TAKE MY TANTRUM TO NEW HEIGHTS AHHHHHH! I WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH A CAMERA HERE SO THAT I COULD SMASH IT LIKE KANYE WEST AHHHHHHHHH! SO I REALLY MISSED MY FLIGHT?!! THEN I WILL THROW MYSELF TO THE FLOOR AND CONTINUE THIS PSYCHOTIC MELTDOWN UNTIL THE NEXT AVAILABLE FLIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!