1. Weave saves woman's life -- WTF! This is something you'd see in the soap opera version of 8 Mile: Girl meets guy, girl dates guy, girl breaks up with guy, girl gets shot by guy, girl's weave stop's guy's bullet. And the screen behind the news anchor is hilarious...unbeWEAVEable...you guys over at Fox are so damn clever.
2. $8 beers at a sports arena-- WTF! You've probably heard this rant before, possibly even from me, but seriously, it's just ridiculous! If I wanted to pay that much for a beer, I would go to hell--cause that's what hell is to me--a place where one beer costs $8. Okay, that may be a little dramatic considering I have payed that much money for beer in the past and most likely will again in the future but that's just because I'm a raging alcoholic, not because I condone such behavior! Clearly the alcohol industry is recession proof...I'll drink to that!
3. Octo-Mom to star in porn -- WTF! How sexy is a single, weirdo mother of 14? About as sexy as a 500 lb. bearded lady with toenail fungus! Gross gross gross!!! Knowing her, she'll probably save some of her male co-stars' 'swimmies' to further grow her army of under-privileged children.
4. Topless coffee shop -- WTF! I just don't get it. Do people really want to be served their morning latte by a half-naked stranger? Scratch that question if you're a man because we all know the answer is YES. But let me pose another question: Do you really want to be serving scorching hot coffee wearing only enough to cover your goodies? Talk about a 'hot' mess if there happens to be any spillage. OUCH! Stick to what you're good at
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