Mid-Week WTF's

Superbowl time is upon us--a time for football, food, and, if we're lucky, a string of fabulously funny commercials. To that note, this week's WTF's are dedicated to ads that you won't see this Sunday (and many thanks to NBC for making that happen)...

1. PETA's "Veggie Sex" ad -- WTF! The ad features half naked women caressing and licking vegetables like it's their job...yuck ladies, get a vibrator!!! You say PETA, I say PITA--Pain In The Ass--'cause that's exactly what this group is! Seriously, the only people who pay attention to these ads are straight men and I'm pretty sure that the message they're receiving has nothing to do with being a vegetarian. In closing, let me just say this: I'll take a thick, juicy sausage over a head of celery any day ;o)

2. AshleyMadison.com "WHO are You Doing After the Game?" ad -- WTF! In case you aren't aware, AshleyMadison.com is a website designed to play matchmaker for people looking to have an affair. That, in itself, is a big WTF! The divorce rate in America is already 40% and we certainly don't need Ashley Madison's help to achieve such a painstaking makes-me-want-to-never-get-married statistic! If you want to cheat on your wife or husband, do you really need a website? Just take your wedding ring off before you go out...or better yet...leave it on! Men love the seeming unattainability of the married woman and women are tragically attracted to the married man's seeming ability to commit. See, how hard is that? But seriously, here's an idea for those of you who don't want to spend the rest of your lives with just one person: Don't get married! Stay single, live it up 'Sex and the City' style and do society a favor by keeping the divorce rate down. Sounds like a win-win to me...

To see the banned ads, click here: Too hot--I mean WEIRD--for Superbowl

I'm sure there are plenty more but I'm all WTF'd out for the day. Have a happy Superbowl (Go Cardinals) and stay tuned for next week's edition.