Mid-Week WTF's

1. New Kids on the Block cruise--WTF! My boy Joey McIntyre says that this is not a step back but it sounds to me like they might just be 'hangin tough' to their 15 minutes of comeback fame. That being said, hell yeah I'd go on that cruise! In words inspired by Dr. Seuss--I'd see them on a boat, I'd watch them with a goat...you get the point!

2. Renee Zellweger's Golden Globes dress--WTF! I mean, seriously, what was she thinking? Sheer blouses can be sexy but, c'mon, nude colored bras are never EVER sexy! Please file that item under your "Never gonna get laid wearing that" pile!

3. Girl auditions for American Idol in a bikini--WTF! She said she wanted to set herself apart from the bunch...how about setting yourself apart with your voice...it is a singing competition after all! Imagine a world where everyone compensated for their shortcomings by wearing a skimpy bikini. I got three words for you--Fat Joe--Speedo!

4. Amy Winehouse trying to steal alcohol at a resort--WTF! The resort cut her off, what else could she do but to steal drinks from people and run? I guess she could have gone home and slept it off but what fun would that have been?! Amy WINO--get yourself back to 'Rehab' stat!

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5. Girl auctioning off her virginity--WTF!!!! There's a word that came to mind when I read this, what was it? Oh yeah, PROSTITUTE! Putting aside the major gross factor, isn't this illegal? She says it's just to pay for schooling but I say once a hooker, always a hooker! I bet Ashley Dupre said the same thing as soon-to-be UN-virgin girl before she found herself in the company of Client #9 himself, Mr. Eliot Spitzer...