Hottie of the Week

In keeping with the Superbowl spirit, this week's hottie award goes to one sexy (albeit slutty) footballer--Tom Brady.

Sure, Brady is a baby-mama abandoning ass who plays for one of the cockiest God-awful, over-rated teams in the NFL (a.k.a the Patriots)...luckily for him, I'm not basing my decision on any of that. The fact of the matter is that, as much as I hate to admit it because it goes against everything I stand for as a Giants fan, the guy is gorgeous! I would score touchdowns with him on--and off--the field. Word on the street is that he has a girlfriend. You may know her--legs for days Victoria Secret model Gisele Bundchen. But ladies, if he liked it then he should've put a ring on it! Until he puts a ridiculously big diamond on her bony little finger, it's fair game! Play on...