Mid-Week WTF's

1. Bachelor proposes, then takes it back...on live television -- WTF! He dumps one broad, proposes to the other and then, on a post-show special, dumps her and goes back to the one he dumped originally. This is the epitome of what's wrong with reality tv (except for Dancing with the Stars which is still the bomb-diggity and premieres Monday, March 9). In the 13 seasons that this show has aired, only one couple has actually gotten married and stayed together. That says a lot about how far people will go for their 15 minutes of fame. These girls should try something more dignifying...Girls Gone Wild perhaps?

2. Woman with an "objects fetish" marries Eiffel Tower -- WTF! She took its name and everything--please welcome Mrs. Eiffel Tower. Now, I can definitely understand the appeal here...nice to look at, won't let you down, no commitment issues to deal with...sounds like a sweet deal. But if you're going to fall in love with an inanimate object, at least find something that will love you back like, say, a vibrator. Ah well, it could be worse...she could be the new Mrs. Newark Penn Station.

3. Winter -- WTF! Enough already, I'm done! Damn that stupid ass groundhoug and his stupid ass shadow! I ran out of winter clothes somewhere around late November so I'd appreciate if Mr. Chilly Temps would move out and set up permanent, secluded residence in Canada.
Lizzy - pants + mini-skirt = happiness all around.

4. School loans -- WTF! I just found out yesterday that SallieMae owns me until 2021! That evil loan wench, who does she think she is?! Four years of blood, sweat and tears and what do you get at graduation--a one-way ticket to debtsville! I would have rather sold my soul...the interest would be cheaper.